Overheard Spring Concert Version

It is time for a second installment of comments overheard and the stream-of-consciousness that follow in the Garard household . . .this time as older brother readies himself for Spring Concert/Musical . . .

"Mom, I have a hard time saying 'Relativity'"--that's okay honey, most people can't spell it either.

Younger brother to older brother upon surveying older brother's "costume"--"You should dress like that all of the time--it looks like a school uniform"--so, younger brother must not like older brother's taste in typical outfit of  overworn generic underarmour shirts, fake dogtags and fedora?

"I need to make sure that I put enough of that stuff in my hair--because my wig will mess it up"--There is nothing one can think when their ten-year-old boy worries about this.